Funny 'Touch My Stuff and I'll Slap You So Hard Google Won't Be Able to Find You' T-Shirt
S / Dark Chocolate
$25.99
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This lightweight cotton tee carries a bold, comic-style warning that’s equal parts funny and unapologetic. Soft ring-spun cotton and a classic crew cut make it comfortable for long days, while the printed front graphic—featuring a slapping hand and energetic typography—gives it a loud, playful attitude. Wear it when you want to stake a claim on your space: runs, garage projects, streetwear layers, or backyard hangouts. The collar keeps its shape thanks to ribbed knit and shoulder tape, and the tear-away label adds small, thoughtful comfort. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification mean you’re choosing a shirt made with care. If you like bold humor and crisp prints, this tee slips into that corner of your wardrobe where comfort meets personality.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified for comfort and safety
- DTF/DTG printed graphic with durable, high-quality color reproduction
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Funny 'Touch My Stuff and I'll Slap You So Hard Google Won't Be Able to Find You' T-Shirt
$25.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified for comfort and safety
- DTF/DTG printed graphic with durable, high-quality color reproduction
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: StrykZone, LLC/ Mark Shepard, stryker4642@gmail.com, 688 South Powerline Road, Melba, ID, 83641, US
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean